Regal RoboTusken Warrior!!
by Darth Danno
on 2023-02-15, 10:38:41
Regal Robot offers the FIRST EVER licensed Gaffi Stick Prop Replicas! Part of their Star Wars Archive Collection, these replicas have incredible history and lineage to the original props from the films.

There are two special editions, each with unique features and sculpts. Both are 100% made in the U.S.A. and hand finished. With hands-on access to the original film prop artifacts, both 1:1 replicas have outstanding lineage back to the original props we are recreating for fans. Please see below for a preview of each edition.
VERSION ONE: STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE HERO PROP REPLICA ROGER CHRISTIAN SIGNATURE EDITION
VERSION TWO: THE MANDALORIAN TUSKEN RAIDER GAFFI STICK NUMBERED EDITION
https://regalrobot.com/custom-star-wars-busts-statues
So, to put this whole thing together, Tom Spina, along with "Regal Robot", got together with Disney. Lucasfilm, & Tusken performers from the films and the shows, and had the world's largest... staff meeting! They want everyone to be satisfied with their purchase, 100% happy, 0% angry, so their offering their first "NO MAD" guarantee! I know these puns, like sand, are taking this article by storm, but have run their coarse and really sphinx. You're in de-Nile if you think I'll stop though. When it comes to bad humor, I'll never desert you! I'm like a bad pyramid scheme, going from bad to curse.
Do you know what kind of flowers Egyptian kings gave their wives and concubines... ? A dozen pharaohses!
Who did Tutankhamen go see when his back hurt... ? A Cairo-practer!
What did he say when they took his money, but didn't help him... ? Egypt-me!
Why did Norman Bates visit the pyramids... ? He was looking for his mummy!
And like the bandages on that last joke... that's a wrap!
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