The chances of survival are 725 to 1...

by Bill Cable
on 2018-03-21, 08:57:51

It's not over until it's over... but it's not looking good. Image

I just wrote a big, long analysis of the prospects of this project, down to 13 days left and still needing 2122 backers... and I lost it all because my browser crashed. So crap...

I'm too depressed now to rewrite the whole thing, so I'm just gonna say I hope things improve in the next two weeks.

Support No Warrior without Help this St. Patrick’s Day!

by Bill Cable
on 2018-03-14, 12:12:20

Hit the jack pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow this St. Patrick’s Day and pick up your BB-8 charity medallion to support wounded veterans. Buy yours today to make sure your luck doesn’t run out! Image

The Pennsylvania Star Wars Collecting Society (PSWCS) and No Warrior without Help have teamed up to offer their remaining BB-8 charity medallions for St. Patrick’s Day. Their coins originally debuted at Star Wars Celebration 2017 in Orlando, FL and are now exclusively available online. Each medallion is $15 shipped in the US (international shipping available) and all proceeds benefit No Warrior without Help.

You can place your orders now at

The 3rd Annual Dannos, the Winners!

by Darth Danno
on 2018-03-14, 07:55:27

In keeping my expectations low for any wins for "TLJ", I was proven to be very right indeed considering that colonoscopy of an awards show gave "0" statues to the franchise yet again. So here are the winners "In bold" of MY esteemed nominations, enjoy!

BEST PICTURE: (I've always known 5 nominees, so I'm keeping it at 5.)
"The Last Jedi", "Murder on the Orient Express", "IT", ‘Wonder Woman", "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle"

Keanu Reeves "John Wick: Chapter 2", Bill Skarsgard "IT", Doug Jones "The Shape of Water", Taron Egerton "Kingsman: The Golden Circle", Kenneth Branagh "Murder on the Orient Express"

Kate Beckinsale "Underworld: Blood Wars", Gal Gadot "Wonder Woman", Cara Delevigne "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets", Daisy Ridley "The Last Jedi", Karen Gillan "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle"

Donnie Yen "XXX: Return of Xander Cage", Kenneth Branagh "Dunkirk", Michael Keaton "Spiderman: Homecoming", "Tom Hardy "Dunkirk", Andy Serkis "The Last Jedi"

Nina Dobrev "XXX: Return of Xander Cage", Daisy Ridley "Murder on the Orient Express", Ana de Armas "Blade Runner 2049", Laura Vandervoort "Jigsaw", Alexandra Daddario "Baywatch"

Rian Johnson "The Last Jedi", Kenneth Branagh "Murder on the Orient Express", Andy Muschietti "IT", Patty Jenkins "Wonder Woman", Jake Kasdan "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle"

"The Last Jedi", "IT", "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets"

"The Last Jedi", "IT", "Wonder Woman", "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets", "Blade Runner 2049"

"Wonder Woman", "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets", "Dunkirk", "The Hitman's Bodyguard", "Get Out"

"The Last Jedi", "Kingsman: The Golden Circle", "John Wick: Chapter 2", "Jigsaw", "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle"

ToyFair2018 - Hasbro is MARVELous!!

by Joe_K
on 2018-03-13, 12:23:53

So while everyone else was distracted over the HasLab Sail Barge , I was over at the Marvel section getting my comic geek on . I am simply amazed at the scope of characters that they are able to produce in this line.. Much of what they showed off was ...

Click here to read the WHOLE story!

Action Figures & Their Beers -- Great Red Hunter

by Beedo Sookcool
on 2018-03-12, 15:05:58


Hey, whaddya know! I was just poking about the grocery store the other day, and I found a Hunter’s Brewery offering I haven’t tried yet! Now in their tenth year of operation, in a town a handful of miles from my own house, they continue to bottle-condition their ...

Click here to read the WHOLE story!

Woah! We're half way there...

by Bill Cable
on 2018-03-12, 08:50:05

Over the weekend Hasbro's Jabba's Sail Barge crowd funding campaign crossed 2500 supporters - so they're now 50% funded! With 3 weeks left to go, they need to average a bit over 100 new supporters per day to succeed. Image

Given the current pace, it's not yet desperation time, but they are living on a prayer. I hear these things usually have a surge in the last couple days, so here's to hoping that happens here. Until then, if you haven't yet signed up, now's the best time to do it! The more it looks like it'll succeed, the more people will be motivated to sign on!

Action Figures & Their Beers – Horror Show

by Beedo Sookcool
on 2018-03-11, 09:51:58

I was grocery shopping the other day, and I saw this eye-catching bottle painted to look like stoneware. The name leapt out at me. Delirium. Now, I own a large number of action figures that anyone who was alive before the 1950s would look at and wonder what in the ...

Click here to read the WHOLE story!

CreatureCantina's Top 5 of ToyFair2018!

by Bill Cable
on 2018-03-07, 07:07:32

I'd like to begin by thanking the folks from The Toy Association and Hasbro for allowing to cover their Toy Fair events. While we're a humorous site, we take our Toy Fair coverage responsibilities seriously. And it wouldn't be possible if we couldn't get through the doors. So muchos ...

Click here to read the WHOLE story!

ToyFair2018 - the rest of the Star Wars!!

by Bill Cable
on 2018-03-07, 07:01:58

I'm gonna wrap up my Toy Fair 2018 Star Wars coverage with a slapdash summary of all the various one-offs and random assorteds I ran across wandering around. Like Jelly Bellies! Image

Let's start with some kites. From Brain Storm. Three different sizes (pocket, standard, ...

Click here to read the WHOLE story!

Action Figures & Their Beers: Grape Ape

by Bill Cable
on 2018-03-07, 06:57:50

Bill Cable here, yet again stealing Beedo's shtick. Last week I was beer shopping for Saturday's PSWCS Western Meeting and I always keep an eye out for anything Star-Warsy that I can use for an AF&TB article. This one jumped out at me immediately. Image

It was ...

Click here to read the WHOLE story! is not affiliated with Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its licensees... damn them to hell. Can't they see a golden opportunity when they see it? Buy us, you fools! You already own our souls and all our money... buy US!!!
Star Wars is © 2018 Lucasfilm Ltd. All rights reserved.