Freezing in the heat!
by Darth Danno
on 2012-07-18, 06:35:46
Saw they're going to be offering the Carbon Freeze me experience and Star Tours name tags at CVI. But yet no announcement of a special Star Tours/CVI experience at the park. How else am I supposed to make my very own Build-A-Droid figures? Not like I'll have time to go to Disney during the day with the convention going on. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Saw Acme Archives is going to have their pre-orders for CVI prints starting Aug 1st. Hope I'll be able to get online and reserve my prints from my work computer, if I can't and any of them sell out...I'll definitely be feeling a disturbance in the Force, my shorts, my blood pressure, etc..
Mark Hamill returns to Celebration? Cool. Even though I have his autograph already, so I don't plan on spending any of my time waiting in line for him.
Gentle Giant will be offering a large Lando Calrissian figure, I'll pass. If they're offering the large Blue Snaggletooth figure, I think I'll try and snag one of those babies.
The attendance of Clone Wars personalities in CVI's autograph area is sorely lacking, last time they had 7, I believe, not counting Matthew Wood as he was in Episode III, this year they have two so far. Again, I'm not counting Mr. Wood or David Acord as they were both in at least one of the feature films, then carried over into the series. And if I'm not mistaken, there's only one remaining autograph signer announcement left as Official Pix had stated they had two left, then announced M.H. would be there.
I do happen to know who the last person is going to be and...you're hearing it here first, the final person to be appearing in the autograph area is none other than...ME! That's right, OP finally contacted me and said my contract would be in the mail as soon as Mustafar freezes over or Hoth melts away, whichever comes first. So I'll be sure to give every one of my loyal readers a discount, just mention the secret password “CC.com sucks!” They have yet to post my name on their website, but say my signature is going to run a hefty $200.00! That's more than they're asking for for Ian McDiarmid's! Oh wait...I read something wrong here. No, it seems I have to pay everyone $200.00 who comes up and asks me for my autograph??? What kind of Bantha poodoo is that??? Next they'll be telling me that the Laura Vandervoort and Hayden Panettiere in slave Leia bikinis dual photo op was nothing more than a cruel joke, they don't secretly have the hots for me at all, there are no plans for them to jello wrestle each other for my affections, and that there's no possible way that either of them...wait a minute, all right, who's the wisenheimer who switched out my medication with Reeses pieces??? It had to be those evil clowns that live under my bed, or those undead Shriner monkeys which reside in my closet, not funny guys!!!
36 days to go!
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